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This is an exaggerated tale of a pure, virgin bride-to-be making a complete mockery of her soon-to-be husband, by cheating on him with his biggest rival/bully. Not just cheating, but plotting to get knocked up and leave her super-oblivious fiance completely in the dark about it all. And honestly, if he hasn't figured out what's going on by the end of this recording, then the bozo deserves whatever he gets, right?